Apparently it is not obvious to all that that is an Oreo cookie I am proudly displaying in the photo. Therefore, the eat the sweet creamy center first metaphor stuff might have been lost on some of y'all.
Not to worry I am looped on Percacet and sound like this all day long. (Even more than usual.)
Okay I can see why women left the whole corset idea behind in favor of comfort as well as women's lib. This new "corset" I am wearing day and night to keep the draining manageable may off-set my girlish figure nicely but it blows.
The Joke:
The Defense Department briefed the President this morning.
They told Bush that 2 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a
Brazilian?"
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With that joke it's clear that your attention can once again extend outside your body, and even for this Republican that was funny!!! Sadly descriptive, but, funny.
Keep hanging in there. We're rootin' for you - Alex and Kelly
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